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Brit Awards 2012 Nominations

Morning poptimists! The Brit Award nominations are out and as usual there's plenty of dreck involved. But is there any wheat to this chaff?

I have purposely left off the 'DON'T LIKE ANY' option to FORCE you to pick someone. Choose wisely!

Poll #1810454 Brit Nominations 2012
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 18

Pick your British male solo artist:

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Ed Sheeran
1 (7.1%)
James Blake
10 (71.4%)
James Morrison
0 (0.0%)
Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds ('solo artist' hmmm)
0 (0.0%)
Professor Green
3 (21.4%)

British Female solo artist:

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Adele
4 (22.2%)
Florence plus the Machine
1 (5.6%)
Jessie J
0 (0.0%)
Kate Bush
9 (50.0%)
Laura Marling
4 (22.2%)

British breakthrough act

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Anna Calvi
6 (40.0%)
Ed Sheeran
0 (0.0%)
Emeli Sandé
7 (46.7%)
Jessie J
0 (0.0%)
The Vaccines (hein???)
2 (13.3%)

British Group (try not to cry)

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Arctic Monkeys
4 (26.7%)
Chase & Status
3 (20.0%)
Coldplay
4 (26.7%)
Elbow
3 (20.0%)
Kasabian
1 (6.7%)

British single (these were picked from sales/airplay stats)

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Adele - Someone Like You
5 (35.7%)
Ed Sheeran - The A Team
0 (0.0%)
Example - Changed The Way You Kissed Me
2 (14.3%)
Jessie J Ft B.o.B. - Price Tag
0 (0.0%)
JLS ft Dev - She Makes Me Wanna
1 (7.1%)
Military Wives/Gareth Malone - Wherever You Are
0 (0.0%)
Olly Murs ft Rizzle Kicks - Heart Skips A Beat
3 (21.4%)
One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful
1 (7.1%)
Pixie Lott - All About Tonight
2 (14.3%)
The Wanted - Glad You Came
0 (0.0%)

British album

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Adele - 21
0 (0.0%)
Coldplay - Mylo Xyloto
2 (12.5%)
Ed Sheeran
0 (0.0%)
Flo + Machine - Ceremonials
1 (6.2%)
PJ Harvey - Let England Shake
13 (81.2%)

International Male

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Aloe 'Vera' Blacc
7 (43.8%)
Bon 'The Engine' Iver
4 (25.0%)
Bruno 'Brookes' Mars
2 (12.5%)
David 'Dave' Guetta
1 (6.2%)
Ryan 'Amusing Middle Name' Adams
2 (12.5%)

International Female

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Beyoncé
7 (41.2%)
Björk
1 (5.9%)
Feist
0 (0.0%)
Lady Gaga
6 (35.3%)
Rihanna
3 (17.6%)

International group

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Fleet Foxes
3 (18.8%)
Foo Fighters (hilarious)
3 (18.8%)
Jay-Z & Kanye West
9 (56.2%)
Lady Antebellum
1 (6.2%)
Maroon 5
0 (0.0%)

International breakthrough

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Aloe Blacc
2 (11.8%)
Bon Iver
1 (5.9%)
Foster The People
0 (0.0%)
Lana Del Ray
2 (11.8%)
Nicki Minaj
12 (70.6%)

On a scale of one to five how fvcked is the British pop music industry?

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1 - Dude things are better than they've been for ages eg Adele has sold like a billion records
1 (6.7%)
2 - Yes but she doesn't do dance routines. However Sugababes 1.0 might be reforming?
2 (13.3%)
3 - Yes but Sugababes 4.0 are STILL GOING
6 (40.0%)
4 - As is Jessie J
3 (20.0%)
5 - BLEURGH sorry still vomiting from inclusion of Vaccines above
3 (20.0%)

For those interested, Blur are getting the Lifetime Whatsit and Emeli Sandé has got the Critic's Choice Nonsense Award.

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[info]dubdobdee

January 13 2012, 10:38:04 UTC 4 months ago

These d00ds are paying even less coherent attention than me!

(^^^Poll is broken: there is no button for WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH)

[info]miss_newham

January 13 2012, 10:58:57 UTC 4 months ago

Aw, I adore the Foo Fighters but they are a daft nomination!

[info]atommickbrane

January 13 2012, 13:56:05 UTC 4 months ago

Foster the WHO?

[info]atommickbrane

January 13 2012, 13:56:47 UTC 4 months ago

Oops! Didn't mean to reply to you there per se, but FWIW I totally voted for the Foo Fighters too and always would because of "Monkey Wrench".

[info]infov0re

January 13 2012, 18:25:17 UTC 4 months ago

bit fey, but what you're REALLY looking for is the Butch Clancy remix of Pumped Up Kicks.

[info]piratemoggy

January 13 2012, 11:12:10 UTC 4 months ago

I have chosen to abstain on Breakthrough Artist due to religious principles regarding the existence of the Vaccines.

[info]pippaalice

January 13 2012, 13:04:48 UTC 4 months ago

I could not comment on several due to either not knowing any of them or hating them all. Why does Jessie J exist again? (In the music industry, I have no problem with her working as an admin or someting.)

[info]pippaalice

January 13 2012, 13:08:39 UTC 4 months ago

also I like lots of songs and the british music being made atm but NONE OF THEM ARE ABOVE? *bleh*

[info]piratemoggy

January 13 2012, 15:06:43 UTC 4 months ago

This is the best review of Jessie J ever written.

[info]pippaalice

January 13 2012, 16:33:12 UTC 4 months ago

Haha!

[info]meserach

January 13 2012, 13:23:01 UTC 4 months ago

I tried but honestly could not bring myself to pick a single out of that lot. Egads.

[info]katstevens

January 13 2012, 16:38:36 UTC 4 months ago

At least I can remember how the One Direction one goes...

[info]meserach

January 13 2012, 16:40:19 UTC 4 months ago

I have BIG PROBLEMS with the One Direction but will save my commentary for my top 40 project (just gotta get through Avicii and the Lloyd first)

[info]miss_newham

January 13 2012, 15:10:02 UTC 4 months ago

I have voted for The Vaccines because I heard one of their songs in the pub yesterday and thought it was all right. This may be the way that this entire list of nominations was put together.

[info]mrs_leroy_brown

January 16 2012, 17:02:12 UTC 4 months ago

*coff* I like the Vaccines! Every song on the album sounds the same. It's very safe young person's indie. I know I'm in the minority here. They might even end up on my top ten albums of 2011! Sad but true.

[info]infov0re

January 13 2012, 18:26:08 UTC 4 months ago

I came seriously close to picking Jason Status as my best group. Eesh.

[info]redcommieapples

January 22 2012, 22:26:58 UTC 4 months ago

Where is Best International Album?
How are we supposed to take these awards consistently when there is no consistency? Although having said that, they used to have Best Pop/ Best Urban, etc. so I guess they never were.
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